What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 18:25
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!